CHECK--YOU COULD BE A MOSLEM

This is straight forward country thinking...
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 
 
1.  You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 
    You may be a Muslim
 
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.  
    You may be a Muslim
 
3. You have more wives than teeth.  
    You may be a Muslim
 
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.  
     You may be a Muslim  
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.   
     You may be a Muslim
 
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
     You may be a Muslim
 
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.   
     You may be a Muslim
 
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.  
     You may be a Muslim  
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.   
     You may be a Muslim
 

10. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
      You may be a Muslim